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whenthesuspenderscomeoff:

callmekitto:

chatterboxrose:

grapfruit:

whenthesuspenderscomeoff:

can we all take a moment of silence to remember these pants

i- coco why

I just don’t understand how he got them on

I’m guessing this happened

oh my god



brightwitch:

who needs sleep when you have novel-length fan fiction　




crissvoter: dear darren,

crissvoter:

dear darren,


klisses-and-klex:

sassy!Blaine (:


  • Emma: "... I share this award with Dan and Rupert..."
  • Me: WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION TOM, EMMA?! I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION! HIS NAME IS ALSO THERE ON THE NOMINEES LIST WHY EMMA WHY IS IT BECAUSE OF THE GOD DAMN TWEET AND NOW YOU'RE FUCKING HAVING A REVENGE? WHY EMMA? IS IT MAYBE SAYING HIS NAME MIGHT LEAD TO YOU HAVING A VERBAL DIARRHEA AND END UP PROFESSING YOUR LOVE FOR HIM?!?!?! EMMA WHY?!?!?!?!?! /soaks pillow with saliva and tears.
  • TV:
  • Neighbors:
  • Laptop:
  • Me: sobs


My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
  • Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
  • Sister: You tell him.
  • Me: And if he doesn't like you?
  • Sister: You kill him.

my-slytherinboy: THIS IS LOVE,BITCH!

my-slytherinboy:

THIS IS LOVE,BITCH!


How I Use Effie Trinket and/or THG In My Everyday Life aka My Relationship with other people
  • *Mom sets down glass of water on table*
  • Me: That is Mahogany!
  • *Brother swears*
  • Me: Manners!
  • *Friend chats in FB*
  • Me: WELCOME WELCOME!
  • *Mom asks who wants food*
  • Me: I volunteer as tribute!
  • *See post that I love in Tumblr*
  • Me: I just love that!
  • *Mom won't stop nagging*
  • Me: Loosen your corset and have a drink, sweetheart!
  • *Someone's crying and asks for my advice*
  • Me: Stay Alive
  • *Before test starts*
  • Me: *Shouts out to class* MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN OUR FAVOR

thegirlincendio:

AU; Dramione sort of as Chuck and Blair at college → requested by small-town-dreamer

“HERMIONE WAIT!” Draco screamed, but his voice was raw and strained with the exhaustion of running across the entire campus. It was rare that he even broke a sweat, especially in public, and at this point he was nearly drenched. He turned the corner just in time to see Hermione slip into the apparel design studio. At least we can have some privacy for our screaming match, Draco thought bitterly.

He found her on the third floor. Panting, he collapsed on a chair and stared at her. She found the words first, as always, and they were as brutal as he had predicted.

“What in the world do you want from me, Draco? I am a busy college woman, and I have no time for your games. Move along.”

“Hermione, I’m sorry for losing my temper the night you told me Ron proposed to you. I’m sorry for treating you like property. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you I loved you when I knew I did. But most of all, I’m sorry for giving up on us when you never did.”

She stopped in her tracks, as she always did with Draco. He knew that the two of them together could take on the world - if they ever could get past their stubbornness. But as the ring on her finger glinted in the sunlight, his stomach sank. She would never take him back. He wasn’t good enough. She was the lightest thing that ever came into his life, and he didn’t deserve her. He turned to walk out the door.

“And why should I trust you now?” Hermione practically whispered.

“Because I love you, Hermione,” Draco said. “So I’m willing to let you go and give you the life you deserve. Some fairytale with a real prince.”

He left and walked rapidly through campus. He needed to clear his head. He needed a drink. His mind was a mess of emotions and thoughts and he could swear that he was hearing voices.

But the screams of “DRACO WAIT!” were in fact coming from Hermione Granger’s mouth as she hurtled through crowds of people and into his arms.

“I’m all yours, Draco Malfoy,” she said and planted her lips on his.


I like to think that Hedwig didn’t die. She only got injured,and is currently looking for Harry.

softspokensparrow:

I’m coming Harry..!!